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Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly- what’s more likely? That someone in this group doesn’t belong in this group or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished, pen-related business, I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.

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"Slate—who currently stars on new FX comedy Married and in the big-screen romantic comedy Obvious Child—will play a tough, street-smart mob mistress named Bianca who Jake (Andy Samberg) encounters while working undercover for the FBI. Bianca could turn out to be the one who helps Jake bring the last mobster to justice and close out his undercover case."

-'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' books Jenny Slate for season premiere (x)
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killersbabe:

  • ghost hunters au
  • ghost hunters but more like the syfy kind au
  • camp counselors au
  • teacher and school librarian au
  • trying to beat the other one up the same really tough hiking trail au
  • just starting out hipster indie band au
  • really famous hipster indie band au
  • sent back in time to the forties and now they have to blend in au
  • children’s librarian and long-suffering relative of a small child who now has to sit through the ‘we’re so glad you’re here’ song
  • 'i got up to use the bathroom and this asshole took my seat in the theater' au
  • bed and breakfast au
  • running an etsy store together au
  • sad little teenage grocery store employees au
  • gang of thieves au
  • tried to pick their pocket but GUESS WHAT they’re ALSO A PICKPOCKET and they SAW THAT au
  • magicians au
  • famous vloggers au
  • i know i already put one about teachers but preschool teacher and parent of a preschooler au
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asked: OH MY GOODNESS BRELLA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY LONG TIME NO TALK BUT HAVE A GREAT DAY ANYWAY

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW OMG BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH GAIL YOU’RE THE BEST I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ESPECIALLY YOUR EVERYTHING

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It was perfect.

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asked: literally nothing fills me with pride more than your obsessive love of mg

like that’s at least partially my fault. /i/ did that.

and i’ll hate you forever lol bye

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photoshoot [x]

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asked: YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY DATE EVER HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY

!!!!!!!!!!!! (YOUR ICON IS SO PRETTY WTF) THANK YOU FRIEND

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asked: itemized jade/ike list??? WHERE (talk about jade/ike and their tropes pls)

LET’S GET STARTED SHALL WE. THIS IS, LIKE, ARTFUL. SO PRECISE.

  1. STARTED OUT HATING EACH OTHER, RIGHT. STILL DO, EXCEPT NOW THEY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY WANT TO MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF FACULTY MEMBERS. CLASSIC BELLIGERENT SEXUAL TENSION
  2. GOT THE EQUIVALENT OF A BOTTLE EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE BASICALLY FORCED TO STAY IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND CHARACTER DEVELOP, OR DEVELOP CHEMISTRY, OR WHATEVER, FOR FUTURE SHIP REASONS
  3. THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THEY, LIKE, FORGOT THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS AND ONE OF THEM DREW AWAY SUPER QUICKLY. (IKE. IT WAS IKE.)
  4. (THEY ARE LITERALLY HOLDING HANDS FOR LIKE 3 PAGES STRAIGHT, GROSS)
  5. THEY DID THE FAKE DATING THING, THEY DID THE FAKE-OUT MAKE-OUT THING. THE FAKE SEXING THING. “WE WENT AT IT LIKE STUPID BUNNIES” JADE REALLY.
  6. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PART OF HIS ELABORATE TRICK, BECAUSE IKE IS A CREEP, HE STILL FURIOUSLY YELLED “LET HER GO” WHEN JADE WAS IN DANGER AND HAD TO BE HELD BACK BY SOME GUARDS, HAHA, REMEMBER. CLASSIC!!!

FURTHER FIELD NOTES:

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hypotheticalanomaly:

sudden euphoric revelation that the fake dating trope is canon for jade/ike

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asked: what the /hell/ is morning glories. but it sounds cool. i googled it and its a comic series??

IT’S A COMIC SERIES! it’s about six kids who head off to a prestigious boarding school called morning glory academy but discover, upon arriving, that all kinds of sinister and bizarre things come with the room and board plan. it grows beyond that, obviously (enormously), but that’s the premise! 

it gets pretty intense—gore and violence abound, pretty much, with lots of other touches on other things (i’d be happy to give you a list if you want to know what you’re getting into)—on the bright side, it’s got a REALLY amazing cast of females, excellent writing (i’m talking really fucking excellent), canon queer couples!!, and pretty impressive handling, for what it’s worth, of an ever-growing cast of characters. so if you have the stomach for its darker aspects, it is definitely worth your while. uvu

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